Friend Quotes #25
“Sugar is like drugs, how can you not like drugs?” ~ Duyen
In which we summon our most
confusing convincing arguments.
Friend Quotes #24
“I hate bass drops, like just dont drop the bass… fucking fragile instruments” ~ Scott
in which we find a place where the puns flow freely and melodically.
Friend Quotes #23
In which we tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.
“i’m studying law so i can learn how to break the law, not uphold it” ~ Grace
Friend Quotes #22
“it’s Five Inches Of Perfection” ~ Kim
In which we discuss the merits of Hungry Jacks burgers.
Friend Quotes #21
in which we play monopoly and i completely forget the context of this quote just as much as i forget the rules of monopoly.
“I don’t have any more room in my mouth” ~ Alex
Friend Quotes #20
In which she makes threats of punishments cruel and most unusual.
“one day i’m going to stick a marshmallow up your nose” ~ Yashna
Friend Quotes #19
In which she explains what will happen if we spread rumours about her that imply she’s racist
“I will kill all of you if that happens. If that actually happens, I will kill you. All.” ~ Duyen
Friend Quotes #15
In which he draws inspiration from Marla Singer
“there you go, you can get your clothes that way; just nick it from the laundromat” ~ Jake
Friend Quotes #14
In which he makes my commerce/law friends choke on their dinners.
“Commerce is pretty easy too though, I’d say.” ~ Kelvin
Friend Quotes #13
In which he forgets that Doctor Who is owned by the B.B.C while discussing the new companion.
“Is she british?” ~ Jake
Friend Quotes #12
In which we discuss our wherabouts behind the veil of pretend innuendo.
“I come and go. I come every now and again. Coming is good” ~ Leanne
Friend Quotes #11
In which we unshackle our libidos.
“I would fuck your brains” ~Yashna