Friend Quotes #25

“Sugar is like drugs, how can you not like drugs?” ~ Duyen

In which we summon our most confusing convincing arguments.

Friend Quotes #24

“I hate bass drops, like just dont drop the bass… fucking fragile instruments” ~ Scott

in which we find a place where the puns flow freely and melodically.

Friend Quotes #23

In which we tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.

i’m studying law so i can learn how to break the law, not uphold it” ~ Grace

Friend Quotes #22

it’s Five Inches Of Perfection” ~ Kim

In which we discuss the merits of Hungry Jacks burgers.

Friend Quotes #21

in which we play monopoly and i completely forget the context of this quote just as much as i forget the rules of monopoly.

I don’t have any more room in my mouth” ~ Alex

(Source: ahintoforanges)

Friend Quotes #20

In which she makes threats of punishments cruel and most unusual.

“one day i’m going to stick a marshmallow up your nose” ~ Yashna

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Friend Quotes #19

In which she explains what will happen if we spread rumours about her that imply she’s racist

“I will kill all of you if that happens. If that actually happens, I will kill you. All.” ~ Duyen

(Source: ahintoforanges)

Friend Quotes #18

In which we finally teach him the humble game of chopsticks.

“That’s essentially anarchy” ~ Scott

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Friend Quotes #17

In which we re-orientate ourselves

“I just want to squish you from behind” ~ Finn

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Friend Quotes #16

In which we liken ourselves to mountain lion sub-species.

I like the twelve year olds” ~ Maddy

(Source: ahintoforanges)

Friend Quotes #15

In which he draws inspiration from Marla Singer

“there you go, you can get your clothes that way; just nick it from the laundromat”  ~ Jake

(Source: ahintoforanges)

Friend Quotes #14

In which he makes my commerce/law friends choke on their dinners.

“Commerce is pretty easy too though, I’d say.” ~ Kelvin

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Friend Quotes #13

In which he forgets that Doctor Who is owned by the B.B.C while discussing the new companion.

“Is she british?” ~ Jake

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Friend Quotes #12

In which we discuss our wherabouts behind the veil of pretend innuendo.

“I come and go. I come every now and again. Coming is good” ~ Leanne

Friend Quotes #11

In which we unshackle our libidos.

“I would fuck your brains” ~Yashna